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The Call of Cathulhu
The 1970s were not kind to Cathy. The Women's Rights movement brought a host of unexpected problems into her life. A hectic corporate job, a nagging mother, a crippling body image disorder, and the neverending quest for romance. But those problems looked to be ending when, sometime in the late 70s, Cathy's soul was torn from her and thrown into the howling abyss so that her body could become the earthbound vessel for Great Cthulhu.
There are forces in the universe that should not be made light of, and names that should never be spoken. You are opening yourself to a great deal of trouble if you continue down this path. You may consider this being to be fiction, mere pop culture fantasy, but there are those who take these things seriously, very seriously indeed. One day you may hear a knock at your door, and look out to see a horde of hooded figures on your lawn, chanting and waving oddly curved daggers, eyes burning darkly, lips smeared with Twinkie filling. Mock Cathy at your own peril.
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